"Hello," said the "Say Hello" unit.
Viktor cackled with glee and said, “Dr. Phil, do you hear it? Do you know what you're listening to?”
Dr. Phil set down the bone he was caressing and thought carefully and replied sourly,"I hear that the unit is finally saying something other …
The door alarm chimed deafeningly. A crash was followed by a string of foul curses.
A livid Einida stormed into the computer lab.
"That's it! If something isn't done to lower the volume on that [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] door alarm, I will take drastic measures! That [expletive …
“How much rain did you get?,” drawled the leathery-skinned old farmer.
Viktor gritted his teeth and said, “1.43 inches.”
“Ha! I got 2.5 inches! Haw haw haw!”
“How in tarnation can you possibly have gotten an inch more of rain, when your rain gauge is less than fifty …
"Ah, little lad, you're starin' at my fingers. Would you like me to tell you the little story of Right Hand--Left Hand -- the story of science and entertainment?"
The man raised his left hand.
"'E-M-C-2!'...It was with this Left Hand that old Brother Cain struck the blow that laid …