Viktor got that faraway look in his eye that always serves to warn me that one of his pronouncements is on the way, and I was not mistaken. He put his finger into the air and said, "The time has come to consult the greatest and most extravagant book ever …
The walls were closing in on me.
The barely-illuminated objects in the room seemed to spin.
The lights were flashing madly and intensely.
My Disorienting Sequencing Strobe Light of Madness (DSSLoM) was working!
The overhead lights came on. Einida walked in and carefully adjusted the array of buttons on the …
A kind local flagged us down. He said, "Yer headlight's out. 'Round here, that'll git ye 'rested. You'd best git it repaired."
He spoke with a gravitas that one would not expect to find in a grizzled rustic, and that is how Viktor and I ended up in the "Eternal …
It all started when I offered the Huntsman a piece of gum. When he asked what flavor the gum was, I said, "Blue."
Puzzled, he retorted, "What flavor is blue?"
"I suppose it's some sort of minty, fresh, frosty-tasting flavor."
"But if you bought the gum, shouldn't you know the …